Privacy Policy
How you collect, use and disclose personal information, with the disclosures the law actually requires.
The Legal Pages accelerator
Get your legal pages sorted, and keep them that way.
Privacy Policy, Terms, Cookie Policy and the rest, set up properly on your site, then kept current automatically as the laws change. We use Termageddon, our preferred supplier, so it stays right long after launch.
$240 is our one-off setup fee. Your policies stay current through an annual Termageddon licence (from ~US$119/year), paid directly to Termageddon.
5policies + cookie banner
1licence covers the lot
AU+global law coverage
$240our one-off setup
Plus an annual Termageddon licence (from ~US$119/year), paid directly to Termageddon, that keeps every policy up to date.
Sound familiar?
Most of us put this off.
Collect a name or an email, even through a contact form, and you're handling regulated data. The Privacy Act 1988 applies, and overseas laws follow your customers home. It rarely feels urgent until it suddenly is.
“I know I need a privacy policy. I just keep putting it off.”
“Someone mentioned GDPR and I quietly panicked.”
“My terms page is a copy-paste from 2019.”
“If the law changed tomorrow, I'd have no idea.”
What's included
Everything your site needs. In one licence.
Generated for your business, embedded on your site, and kept current. No upsells halfway through the questionnaire.
Terms & Conditions
The rules for using your website or store, what people can expect and what they can't.
Cookie Policy
Which cookies your site uses and why, the transparency regulators now expect.
Disclaimer
Limits the liability you could otherwise be on the hook for when people act on your content.
EULA
For software and app vendors. The rules of use that protect your product and your business.
Cookie consent banner
Collects consent before cookies load, included for up to 50,000 sessions a month.
Why Termageddon
Set it once. It keeps itself current.
It's our preferred supplier for a reason: the rare generator that keeps working long after launch.
It updates itself
When the law shifts, Termageddon updates the affected policies and emails you. The change appears on your site automatically through the embed. Nothing for you to do.
Lawyer-backed, not a free template
Built and maintained by a licensed privacy attorney who chairs a bar association privacy committee. Real legal oversight, without the retainer.
Australia, plus the world
Covers the Privacy Act 1988 alongside GDPR, the UK DPA, PIPEDA and CCPA. Handy the moment your customers cross a border.
One licence, every policy
All five policies and the cookie banner in a single licence, with no upsells partway through.
How it works
Done for you, start to finish.
Buy your setup
Grab the $240 setup below. That's the one-off we charge to do the work and get everything live.
Tell us about your business
We send a short questionnaire covering what you collect, where you operate, and what you sell.
Create your Termageddon licence
You set up your account. Use code SMASHEDAVO for 10% off your first year.
We build & embed
We generate every policy, embed them, and style the pages to match your site. Cookie banner installed and tested.
You're covered
Your policies now update themselves as the law changes. We're here if anything ever needs a tweak.
Pricing
Two simple parts.
We set it up once. The licence keeps it current. You need both.
Our setup
$240AUD · one-off
Paid to Smashed Avo
- All 5 policies generated & embedded
- Cookie banner installed & styled
- Done for you & quality-checked
Termageddon licence
~US$119per year
Billed by Termageddon · no lock-in
- Keeps every policy auto-updating
- Email alerts when laws change
- 10% off year one with code SMASHEDAVO
Questions
Common questions before starting.
Do I actually need these pages?
If your site collects any personal data, even a contact form, newsletter signup or analytics, then yes. The Privacy Act 1988 applies to most Australian businesses, and overseas laws kick in when you reach customers abroad.
What does it cost to keep running?
Our setup is a one-off $240. The ongoing piece is the Termageddon licence (from about US$119/year, billed by Termageddon), which is what keeps your policies auto-updating. Code SMASHEDAVO gets you 10% off the first year.
Will the pages match my website?
Yes. We embed and style them so they read as a natural part of your site, not a bolted-on afterthought.
What happens when the law changes?
Termageddon updates the affected policies and emails you. The change appears on your site automatically through the embed. You don't lift a finger.
Is this legally legit?
Termageddon is built and maintained by a licensed privacy attorney and covers the Australian Privacy Act 1988 alongside major international laws. It's far more than a free template, though it's not a substitute for bespoke advice on highly specialised needs.
Does it work for online stores?
Absolutely. WordPress, WooCommerce and Shopify included. Terms & Conditions and the cookie banner matter even more for ecommerce.
Next step
Sorted in days, not months.
A short questionnaire and our $240 setup is all it takes to go live. An annual Termageddon licence (from ~US$119/year, paid to Termageddon) then keeps it current, automatically.
Talk to us
Book your discovery call
Pick a time that suits you and we will have a straight conversation about where your business is at and whether we can help. No obligation, no pitch.
- No obligation A straight chat about where your business is at. No pitch deck, no pressure to sign anything.
- Fifteen focused minutes We keep it tight and respect your time, so you get value even from a short call.
- Clear next steps You leave with at least one practical idea you can act on, whether or not we work together.
Your consultation will be with
A quick heads-up
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